Garden & Gun

I am sooooo getting a subscription to this magazine. There are other people out there like me. Who would have thought it? And, here I was, imagining that I was the only girl who rushes home from work, feeds her dogs, rides her horse, cleans the barn, puts out hay, then absentmindedly reaches up to her throat with grimey hands...and realizes that all this time, she's forgotten to take off her good pearls.